the best and worst of a day in retail
Sunday, June 28, 2009
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
The Bill of Rights is a hot, slutty stewardess!
Posted by Opti at 9:59 AM 0 comments
Labels: Barack Obama, David Letterman, Dr. George Tiller, free speech, Michelle Obama, Roeder, Sarah Palin, Sonia Sotomayor, the 1st Amendment, the Bill of Rights, von Brunn
Sunday, June 7, 2009
OMG!
- - - - M, pls rite on tabs & giv 2 ppl. Original here.GOD TEXTS THE TEN COMMANDMENTS.
BY JAMIE QUATRO
2. dnt wrshp pix/idols
3. no omg's
4. no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r)
5. pos ok - ur m&d r cool
6. dnt kill ppl
7. :-X only w/ m8
8. dnt steal
9. dnt lie re: bf
10. dnt ogle ur bf's m8. or ox. or dnkey. myob.
ttyl, JHWH.
ps. wwjd?
Posted by Opti at 9:39 AM 2 comments
Labels: 0:-), Ten Commandments, texting, WWJD?
Saturday, June 6, 2009
Dr. Tiller's funeral
Shopgirlove was so moved to learn that American Legion Riders are in attendance to honor his service in the Navy. These wonderful veterans are the same group who show up to support the families of soldiers killed in action when the Westboro Baptist Church lunatics spew their hateful nonsense. (WBC is also present at Dr. Tiller's funeral.)
Posted by Opti at 12:16 PM 0 comments
Labels: D-Day, Dr. Georger Tiller, Navy flight surgeons, the American Legion riders, Tiller funeral, Westboro Baptist Church
Friday, June 5, 2009
Hey, Shorty! It's you birthday!
Yes, lovelies. Tetris turns 25 in mere minutes!!! Shopgirlove was a little surprised at just how growed up this favorite game is...
Posted by Opti at 11:58 PM 0 comments
Labels: birthday, cubic porn, Mike Damanskis, Tetris, Tetris anniversary
Umbrella-ella
Posted by Opti at 3:26 PM 0 comments
Labels: 6-4-89, plastic surgery, Tiananmen Square, umbrellas
Thursday, June 4, 2009
Little Grasshopper is dead
Update: Perhaps it was not by his own hand...
Posted by Opti at 2:44 PM 0 comments
Labels: autoasphyxiation, Davide Carridine, Kung Fu, Little Grasshopper, suicide, whoops
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
Greed
Shopgirlove is really tired of landlords who think that they should get more. As she doesn't have much of the filthy lucre, she ends up in apartments with few, if any, amenities, in bad neighborhoods, and with laughable maintenance. Things leak, fall apart, there are no services nearby; yet the landlord hears about the guy next door who just rented a unit for twice as much and the $ replaces every ounce of humanity. Never mind that the other unit was professionally rehabbed, includes all utilities, or that there is a laundry and dishwasher. Shopgirlove is seriously considering the hobo life. At least that way you get to spend your money on yourself.
Monday, June 1, 2009
Look at these my child-bearing hips
Posted by Opti at 7:34 PM 0 comments
Labels: PJ Harvey, Sheela Na Gig
In memoriam
Here is a list of vigils around the country to remember Dr. George Tiller and honor the service he and his amazing staff provided to families.
Posted by Opti at 12:23 PM 0 comments
Labels: choice, George Tiller, murder, reproductive rights