the best and worst of a day in retail

Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Yay!

Bulgarian music makes for a sleepy Shopgirlove...Nighty night!

Yay!

Shopgirlove got a job!!!!!! Yay!!!!! No idea when it starts or how much it pays or much of anything except it's a one month temp gig in an Ivory tower that might turn into a staff position. Phew.
Oh yay!
I ain't changin' my name, though. In my heart of hearts I'll always be a shopgirl.

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Is Shopgirlove nuts?

Or is the Unit getting a little political?
Niiice!

1972



Shopgirlove doesn't quite know what to make of this...on the one hand, maybe the thieves were just after electronics they could sell on Craig's List, on the other hand, maybe not. Anyhow, it reminds Shopgirlove of another break-in. Oh, wait a minute! Wasn't there some sort of presidential crisis or whatever waaaaay back when that started with a tiny little robbery?

Monday, February 26, 2007

Hi Lo



Shopgirlove has noticed a disturbing trend. Folks on the left seem to have come to the conclusion that other folks can't follow both the the gossip pages and real news. Guess what, this is untrue. It turns out folks can multitask. Who knew we as Americans were capable of following both the Scooter Libby trial and the death of one of the most beautiful women ever after Sophia Loren.?
More to the point is the question of whether or not liberals would ever dare attack men for following sports. Shopgirlove thinks not. Men, it seems, get a free pass to follow their obsessions with little to no judgement as to their ability to decipher political happenings. She guesses folks are only deemed fickle if they pursue those cultural interests that mostly interest women. So give your fantasy football team your all but do not, ever voice your interest in a starlet! If you want to be taken seriously by the blogosphere, that is.

Strange times at the Prettyman

The art curator who wouldn't wear the we heart Judge Walton tee-shirt went on line, or somehow otherwise compromised her ability to be Libby's peer, and was dismissed. Things appeared, disappeared, and then reappeared (including a pair of panties--don't ask.). Oh, and the power went out leading to speculation about who might be caught with whom in the elevators.
The jury, deliberating in whatever natural light was to be had from their window soldiered on, and has yet to reach a verdict.
C'mon, it's not even the full moon yet!

Sunday, February 25, 2007

To the reader from Kuwait

Shopgirlove is sorry. So sorry. You were searching for "sex with women" and you ended up here. So not what you were looking for. Shopgirlove feels terrible, she wishes she could make it up to you but that would involve air-travel, and she's so over flying. Here's hoping you have sex, sometime soon, with women.