Pennies

So, Shopgirlove went to the bank to deposit her paycheck. On the floor, in front of the manager's desk were bags of pennies. Each bag cost $50 and they were everywhere! As a retail professional, Shopgirlove hates pennies. I mean, there are worse things in life (ooooohhhh boy, memo to Mr. Stink-o-rama today: deoderant exists for a reason. As do showers. And by the way, throw out that hat.) But pennies really irk Shopgilove. She hates them.