Who's shoppping now?

I don't really understand it, but we're still busy. Mostly men (of course). I'm not sure if they spread out the holidays or got ripped a new one on Christmas day, but they're still coming in. I don't want to sound ungrateful, though, without these hapless idiots I'd be poking my own eyes out with our box cutter.
Speaking of hapless idiots. Shopgirlove hasn't gotten any flowers. How is this possible? She's cute, she's funny, she's incredibly sexy. Does she not deserve flowers?
ALRIGHT, there are more important things in the world. Her heart goes out to the soldiers in Iraq and Afghanistan and their families. She is very much looking forward to Cristian Weber's "Heart at War".