Bye bye Miss(ter) American Pie

Having been the subject of my own blog for waaay too much time, let me turn my attentions to Other Roomie. O.R. has struck up a conversation with a gentleman online who shall henceforward be known as PIEBOY. This because he has a dubious, although entertaining, story involving a lost bet, boxer shorts, poetry, and a pie in the face which O.R. is supposed to deliver. Somehow, all of of this culminated in the possibility of said adventure unfolding here, chez nous.
Hell no! Luckily, Shopgirlove was not alone in her concerns about You Tube, fetishes, and roofies. O.R. has thought better of the whole experience, and PIEBOY backed off after finding out that Shopgirlove knows half the cops in Cantabrigia.