The wedding of the century

Let's hope this one turns out better than the wedding of the last century! They did consult astrologists, so perhaps the stars are with them.

Shopgirlove is either a Tula or a Vrishchika, depending on the longitude and latitude. (It's complicated.) Add either to the Fire Horse/Libra profile, and you get one dangerous hottie! With kidney stones. And a problem with authority. But hot!

The one message that all the star-gazers seem to share, is that Shopgirlove has a shot at love. Apparently, the good life begins late for this charming, alluring, smart, obstinate, vengeful, peace-loving, intuitive, gullible, rational, decadent child of October. They do not, however, foretell if her man will mount a white horse. Oh well, a shopgirl can dream, can't she?