Ode on Obama

Oh grassy knoll, upon your bed we lie and gaze upon the clouded sky.
A shadow from yon bookish ediface distracts us from the craggy precipice.
The Secret Service defend their innocence in mighty Texas.
Thankfully, he didn't die. Still, even the DPD is asking why.




Okay, so Shopgirlove should probably stick to prose. If she were in charge of the security detail of the first serious black candidate (sorry, Jesse, but no) for President, though, she would probably be really careful. Silly Shopgirlove! Well, c'mon, you know something is wrong when the Dallas head of Homeland Security questions the Secret Service. That's right, Dallas. Remember Dallas?