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Showing posts with label Ten Commandments. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ten Commandments. Show all posts

Sunday, June 7, 2009

OMG!


GOD TEXTS THE TEN COMMANDMENTS.

BY JAMIE QUATRO

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1. no1 b4 me. srsly. 

2. dnt wrshp pix/idols

3. no omg's

4. no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r) 

5. pos ok - ur m&d r cool

6. dnt kill ppl 

7. :-X only w/ m8

8. dnt steal

9. dnt lie re: bf

10. dnt ogle ur bf's m8. or ox. or dnkey. myob. 

M, pls rite on tabs & giv 2 ppl. 

ttyl, JHWH. 

ps. wwjd?


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