Shopgirlove is confused

Her phone thinks it's 10:00, her computer thinks it's 11:00. In the dark ages, she would have had an analog time device as well as a carbon-based seasonal plotting device that would indicate the onset of DST and the appropriate actions to take. So, okay: spring forward, right? But, wait--the phone updates itself via satellite, non? So it must be the computer...oh, ew! Shopgirlove is NOT slogging through all of that! Whatever! Who cares what time it is!!! It is definitely time for a red snapper!.