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Showing posts with label Barack Obama. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Barack Obama. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

The Bill of Rights is a hot, slutty stewardess!


Okay, maybe not so hot and not a stewardess, but what a slut! Especially that saucy little Amendment I! Such a cougar...pretty much anyone with a pen, mouth, or keyboard can take a ride on that one. Shopgirlove likes to hold out for dinner, but she has standards. Free speech, apparently, does not. Lately, the First Amendment has been keeping some rather distasteful company. Von Brunn's own son didn't even like him. And what to make of the loathsome Scott Roeder and his friends? A1 must feel very dirty the morning after partying with this lot. So, what's to be done? Some governments have come up with a kind of chastity-belt around the waist of self expression. Deny the holocaust? Bad idea in the country where it actually happened. Naughty comics can get you into very hot water in Japan. But you may cartoon away in this country. See here, here, here, and here. So why not throw the tart out with the bathwater? Because Shopgirlove has never learned anything that she didn't learn from someone else. And if someone else couldn't speak, how would she learn? Free speech isn't pretty. Often, it's pretty stupid. But sometimes, it sparks a dialog that changes everyone for the better.

Sunday, April 5, 2009

Shopgirlove got a raise!

Shopgirlove is on the dole.  As of last week each check is $25 larger!  She promises not to spend it all in one place...(thank you, Mr. President!)  Not a single Republican in the House voted yes on the stimulus package.  Only 3 Senate Republicans did.  Do they hate recovery?  Of course, she wasn't the only one to get more.  But Shopgirlove cannot help but wonder; who, in good conscience, could accept such tremendous rewards for such terrible performance.  It must be nice to be at the top.  While Shopgirlove got a 15% increase, Patricia Woertz at Archer Daniels Midland got a whopping 397% raise.  Oh, the shopping Shopgirlove could do...it seems, though, that certain persons would rather just say no.  Despite the evidence.


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Friday, March 20, 2009

Happy New Year!

It's spring and a fine New year! Our President took the initiative in foreign relations to wish the people of Persia a happy NoRooz. Good. Peace and joy and may the family of man grow closer. Be well and blessings upon your house.

Eid mubarak!

Monday, April 14, 2008

It could be worse

We could be voting in the Italian election. Altough, then we could vote the bum in, at least.

Sunday, April 13, 2008

Sunday brunch with the Dems



Shopgirlove had a notion...how about everybody just pull up a seat at the same table and enjoy a bite together. Like a family. She found this lovely pasta dish (a clingy, slightly bitter sauce with duck and arugula) that might suit. Hill could scare up some duck, and Barack could bless the meal. Perhaps we could return to a more fruitful discourse, such as the current NSA's confusion over the difference between Nepal and Tibet. Or torture. Or even golf! That Snedeker kid is kind of cute...

Saturday, March 22, 2008

a Typical White Person

There's a t-shirt. Shopgirlove doesn't get it. She is so not offended. She, herself, has referenced the typical latin family and the typical black labor-day weekend cook-off. (Um, yum!) Shopgirlove isn't Sen. Obama's biggest fan, but seriously? Not a big deal. When this country does decide to discuss race, Shopgirlove wants a seat at that table. Until then, have fun, FOXNews...